'Stealing' My Work (a how-to manual)

It's impossible for you to steal my work.

If you have it, it's because I gave it to you.  Free, for nothing.

If you have my work, I hope you enjoy it, share it with friends/enemies/frenemies, masturbate to it, discuss it, reblog it, think about it...whatever works for you.

I would be honored to find that you use my work as inspiration for your own work.

I'd be even more honored if you show my work to your lover/husband/wife/whatever because it's something you'd like to try the next time you're being intimate/sexual.

If you really want to make me happy, send me a note telling me what you do with my work, how you experience it, what you enjoy about it, even what you hate about it.

I give my work away for free because I'm an egotistical attention-whore who loves the idea that people are looking at the work i do...and by extension looking at me.  The idea that you're reading this right now give me little goosebumps.  If you were here, I'd kiss you on the mouth for reading this...After I brushed my teeth of course cause I've got morning mouth.

If you thought you were stealing my work and getting away with something, I'm sorry to disappoint you...You're free to go on on thinking that if you so desire...I want you to use my work in whatever way makes you happiest.

I'm crazy, not stupid - I do like getting credit for my work whenever possible, but that's only so more people will come see my work whenever and wherever I'm giving it away.  That's the attention-whore thing again.  Please bring your friends/lovers/enemies/frenemies to come see what you've found.  Keeping something you love (or hate) a secret is no fun, is it?

I do sell my work to people who insist on paying for it.  A book of my dirty pictures is a cool thing to have in your toybag or sock drawer...If you want to buy a book, let me know and I'll tell you how.  That's not necessary to enjoy my work though...After all, I've already given it to you, so enjoy it in whatever way you choose.  That's why I made it for you.

Your friend,


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